Valentine's Gifts for Men

What do you give a man on Valentine's Day?

Many men feel that being given flowers makes them
somehow become more feminine and aren't always going
to react favourably to being de-masculinised.

A testosterone filled alternative is a bunch of spanners, or
screwdrivers with cookies stuck on the top. You can decorate around
them with some attractive fern or coloured leaves and finish off with
some manly coloured tissue paper, like you would a bunch of flowers.

What do you give a woman on Valentine's Day to show you really
love her?

Total authority over the remote control and adsl for the entire 24 hours.