It's that time of year when romance blossoms and Cupid can be found on almost every corner. Don't end up in the doghouse, it's easy to get the romance perfect with a little forethought and planning. There are masses of fabulous gifts at the Dirty Weekend Shop sure to bring a smile to your partners face on the big day.
We've been working on the new version of our Accommodation Directory. It's now up and running and has loads of new venues promoting their weekend packages, check it out and let us know what you think.
Wishing much wonderful romancing to you!
Rowan and the Dirty Weekend Team xo
in your life? Some of these may help ....
- Take him/her to a romantic place where only the two of you go.
- Watch the sun rise. Be sure to make a wish out loud.
- Spend a few hours together communicating without words. Let your eyes and body communicate your thoughts and feelings.
- Write "I Love You" in the mirror after stepping out of the shower. Next time she showers, she'll see the message you left!
- Create
a list of 101 reasons why your lover is the
greatest. Write each reason on a seperate square of
paper and put them in a gift box. - Take turns
reading romantic poetry or an erotic novel to
each other. - Use anti-fog
(used to keep car windows from fogging up) to
write a message that will mysteriously appear on the bathroom
mirror while your lover is showering. - Stand outside the window or on the balcony and seranade your lover. It doesn't matter how bad your voice is or what anyone else thinks.
- Place a rose where she'll see it when she goes to bed or first thing in the morning when she wakes up. What a beautiful way to start the day.
- Unplug the TV and put a note on the screen saying "Turn me on instead!"
Imagine waking aloft on the mezzanine under a soaring, original pressed-metal ceiling. Picture yourself bathing by candlelight under the stars in the private outdoor bathing area, or soaking in the spa bath.
Experience a different kind of open-plan spaciousness, with majestic architectural details, and what's more the whole building is yours alone. In bygone days St Francis church no doubt brought comfort and divine inspiration to parishioners of Carisbrook. Now visitors from far and wide can enjoy more earthly comforts, even luxuries, and more than a hint of sublime history. (4 Star AAA Tourism Rating) ... MORE ...
Check out this and many more properties on the new Dirty Weekend Accommodation Directory.
"Love doesn't make the world go 'round; love is what makes the ride worthwhile." - Franklin P. Jones
"Men always want to be a woman's first love - women like to be a man's last romance." - Oscar Wilde
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- Slip off your shoes and play footsies under the table.
- Share one dessert, with one fork.
- Spend time during the meal talking about what you like about each other.
- Make a toast to each other.
- Even if you're drinking soft drinks or juice use champagne flutes or wine glasses.
- When you're eating out ask for a quiet, out of the way table so you can smooch between courses.
- Feed each other with chopsticks.
- Offer to order your partners dinner or order a bottle of wine from the year you met.
- Eat dinner in the nude.
- Offer to get both your meals at a buffet and arrange the food in a heart shape.
Wife: Leave me alone!
Husband: It won't take long.
Wife: I won't be able to sleep afterwards.
Husband: I can't sleep without it.
Wife: Why do you think of things like this in the middle of the night?
Husband: Because I'm Hot.
Wife: You get hot at the darnedest times.
Husband: If you love me I wouldn't have to beg you.
Wife: If you love me you'd be more considerate.
Husband: You don't love me anymore.
Wife: Yes I do, but let's forget it for tonight.
Husband: Please...come on
Wife: Alright, I'll do it.
Husband: What's the matter? Need a flashlight?
Wife: I can't find it.
Husband: Oh, for heaven's sake, feel for it!
Wife: There! Are you satisfied?
Husband: Oh, yes.
Wife: Is it up far enough?
Husband: ! Oh, that's good.
Wife: Now go to sleep, and from now on when you want the window open, do it yourself.