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| New Look Accommodation Directory We have had hundreds of new listings for weekend packages on the site in the last couple of weeks and there are some fabulous places just waiting for you on your next weekend away. Take a few minutes and have a look www.dirtyweekend.com.au. Don't forget to enter our new
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link on the front page of the DW Shop. Weekend Away of the Month Terrigal Sails Serviced Apartments is in the heart of Terrigal! We offer laid back but sophisticated accommodation. The setting & surrounding facilities make it a great choice for couples wanting a romance filled weekend or a midweek getaway. We are a place to relax in a casual atmosphere, take a moonlight walk along the boardwalk, sip cocktails or dance the night away at the local nightclubs ... Click
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One afternoon a man came home from work to find total mayhem in his house. His three children were outside, still in their pajamas, playing in the mud, with empty food boxes and wrappers strewn all around the front yard. The door of his wife's car was open, as was the front door to the house. Proceeding into the entry, he found an even bigger mess. A lamp had been knocked over, and the throw rug was wadded against one wall. In the front of the house the teve was loudly blaring a cartoon channel, and the floor was strewn with toys and various items of clothing. In the kitchen, dishes filled the sink, breakfast food was spilled on the counter, dog food was spilled on the floor, a broken glass lay under the table, and a small pile of sand was spread by the back door. He quickly headed up the stairs, stepping over toys and more piles of clothes, looking for his wife. He was worried she may be ill, or that something serious had happened. He found her lounging on the bed, still curled in the bed in her pajamas, reading a novel. She looked up at him, smiled, and asked how his day went. He looked at her bewildered and asked, "What happened here today?" She again smiled and answered, "You know every day when you come home from work and ask me what in the world I did today?" "Yes" was his incredulous reply. She answered, "Well, today I didn't do it." |
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